Here’s our 12 best jokes about books. Can you do any better?
When is a green book not a green book?
When it’s read!
What did the frog say when he went to the library?
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Man: CAN I HAVE A BURGER AND CHIPS?
Librarian: I’m sorry sir, this is a library
Man: (whispers) Can I have a burger and chips
Yesterday a book fell on my head…
Well I only have my SHELF to blame
Dad’s fried egg got into the Guinness Book of Records.
I hope he can clean it off!
Why did the bird fly into the library?
Because he was looking for bookworms!
I went to the library to ask if they had any books about turtles and the librarian asked if I meant hardback.
I said, yeah, and little heads!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
Why should you not write a book on dragons?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier!
What’s the difference between a chatterbox and a dull book?
You can shut the book up!
Which building is the tallest?
The library – it’s got the most stories!
What’s a rabbit’s favourite novel?