Joke of the day

Here’s some animal themed gags from George in Romsey

May 28 2020

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Why don't animals play cards in the zoo?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump

Why are snakes difficult to fool?
You can’t pull their leg

Why aren’t leopards any good at playing hide and seek? 
They’re always spotted

What colour socks do grizzly bears wear? 
They don’t wear socks, because they have bear feet!

What kind of snake would you find on a car? 
A windshield viper!

Why are lions terrible storytellers? 
Because they only have one tail

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? 
An investigator

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?