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Why don't animals play cards in the zoo?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump
Why are snakes difficult to fool?
You can’t pull their leg
Why aren’t leopards any good at playing hide and seek?
They’re always spotted
What colour socks do grizzly bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, because they have bear feet!
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why are lions terrible storytellers?
Because they only have one tail
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?